Hello everyone!
I write this with 2 weeks of traveling and three weeks of
being a nanny under my belt. I am not good at this kind of stuff (writing) but
the purpose of me writing a blog is that I hope more than anything that reading
what is going on in my life gives you a desire to e-mail me back and catch me
up on your life (ckbennet@uark.edu)! I have realized with the time change here
(+7 hours) it is nearly impossible to keep up with everyone.
Let’s
see…I’ll start with the 11 countries I traveled to in 15 days. Chaos. Lots of
time was spent on trains, but since the scenery is so beautiful, it was more
than okay with me to sit for that long. We started off in Istanbul, Turkey
where I met up with my long lost friends, Hilary and Connor. Diana and I arrived
in Istanbul with no luggage…so that was a bummer seeing that we had already
spent more than 30 hours in the same clothes due to plane cancellations in
Chicago (our luggage would not arrive for another 30 hours). After getting
settled into our hostel and applying deodorant, since that is all we had, we
headed out into Istanbul to search for fish sandwiches for dinner. After
searching for these sandwiches for over an hour we found them and they were
exactly what you’d expect…pungent fish on bread. Needless to say, we took one
bite and threw them away. Afterwards, we walked up and down Taksim Street, which
is known for its nightlife and saw a lot of famous landmarks then returned to
our hostel at about 1am where Diana and I bunked with 8 boys. It was our first
hostel experience and we were really welcomed into the rawness of that world
when Diana and I were awoken by 7 alarms set for 4am and 7 farting English boys
who sprayed entirely too much Axe to cover up their stench. Needless to say,
Diana and I didn’t sleep that night and after one hour of enduring these farts
and squirts of Axe the boys finally left and Diana and I rolled over, looked at
each other from across the room and said, “what in the world just happened”.
The following day we explored the
Spice Market and the Grand Bazaar, where Diana and I purchased underwear that
snapped upon putting them on. We also bought these cool Euro pants that
actually ended up being not that Euro since we got lots of stares…maybe it’s
because of three of us were wearing them. Confession, I was probably too
confident wearing these pants because I felt like I looked like the musician,
MIA.

That evening, Diana and I endured over
4 hours of attempting to repossess our lost luggage and were successful! Once
the luggage was recovered we decided to get the heck out of Istanbul. We went
to the train station and booked train tickets to Sofia, Bulgaria at 9:15pm for
10:30pm, but here is the thing….on the plane to Istanbul I recall Diana saying,
“if I can see the Blue Mosque I won’t have another opinion on what we do the
entire trip”. This flashes in my head and I look at my watch, see that it is
9:15pm, look at Connor and Hilary to tell them what Diana said and we decide,
we have no other choice, we have to see the Blue Mosque before we leave Istanbul.
The quickest and cheapest option?...run. The four of us take off sprinting
through the streets of Istanbul (all uphill I might add) and arrive to the Blue
Mosque, snap a few pictures and attempt to sprint back to our hostel, but we were
running low on time, so we had to jump on a tram. We grab our backpacks at the
hostel and again, sprint back to the train station, stopping at a McDonalds on
the way for dinner and catch the bus that brought us to the train just in the
nick of time!

We would
then spend the next 18 hours on an overnight train to Sofia where our sleep was
interrupted every 80 minutes for a passport check. The longest 18 hours of our
lives, no food (I really thought there would be a food cart that came around,
thanks JK Rowling), smelly train, and only a bed to lay on. We finally arrived
in Sofia, where we were greeted by a man named Angel. We originally believed Angel was an actual angel because he got us the last 4 tickets on the train out of Sofia
that night, but then he ended up dooping us and charging us money for all the
help he provided…no longer was he an angel to us. We had about 5 hours in Sofia
and that was more than enough. We ate a huge lunch, bought some gelato, took a
picture with some soldiers who looked important, befriended a stray dog who
followed us around the rest of the day, and went inside a cathedral to watch
the strangest weddings (brides lined up outside waiting for their turn to get
married). Some of the bridesmaids were truly wearing dresses I saw Katherine Heigl
wear in 21 Dresses. After a short day, we boarded another train and
headed to Belgrade, Serbia.

The train
to Belgrade was a party train, majority of the people were our age and were
just drinking alcohol the entire time. Diana and I ended up in a cart with the
nicest family from Iraq. As I was climbing up to the very top bed in the cart
(3 beds high), my Nalgene fell out of my bag and hit the dad right on the
head…so that was good for the American reputation.
After
training overnight, we ended up in Belgrade where we walked miles to get to a
hostel that was non-existent and ended up finding a random hostel where we met
a new friend, Mahbir from Amsterdam. We showered (no shower in 3 days) and enjoyed
wifi for a little bit before heading out for some breakfast and a free city
tour. This tour lasted about 3 hours, but we only stayed for one. We saw
Bohemian Street, aftermath of WWII bombings (which we would later realize is
why Serbians hate Americans). On Bohemian Street we tried “Raiki” which is the
most popular Serbian alcoholic drink…or just drink in general. After ditching
the tour we found bikes and spent the rest of the day biking around Belgrade.
At the end of our biking trip, Hil, Connor, and I decided to venture up to the
Belgrade fortress. On the way there we heard a futbol game happening in the
distance and went to watch a little bit of it. We had to climb up a grassy hill
with our bikes to get to the game. I was leading the group and as we got to the
top of the hill this man was standing in the middle of the path and wouldn’t
move out of the way so I stepped off the path and sank down to my knee in
nettles (if you do not know what nettles are, see here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinging_nettle
). After racing to the nearest fountain to rinse my leg off we began the hike
up to the fortress…carrying our bikes. We get into the fortress and I instantly
see a wall that I want to climb on…only problem is that it was trespassing but
I promise I didn’t realize that at the time/Hil and Con didn’t say anything
about it. So we take a very cool sunset picture on this wall and before I know
it a policeman is running at us, blowing his whistle, and screaming in Serbian.
We say sorry over and over again, but he can only say, “no sorry” in English so
naturally we got kicked out of the fortress without our bikes so we had no choice
but to walk about 30 yards out of the fortress with the policeman standing at
the entrance watching us and as soon as he turned around to go back into the fortress
we take off sprinting back into the fortress to grab our ‘rent-a-bikes’.

We return
our bikes and head back to the hostel where we meet up with Mahbir and decide
to go to dinner then go to Bohemian street for Raiki. We eat pizza and head to
the party spot of Belgrade but it was very low key and of course Diana wanted
to dance so we asked around for the best dance spots in Belgrade and the
bartender told us to head to the clubs on the river. After Mahbir bargains with
every taxi driver in Belgrade, we finally catch a ride for 500 dinars ($5) and
head to the river. Little did we know that you have to have a reservation to
dance at these clubs so again, we spent the next hour watching Mahbir and
Hilary try to persuade every bouncer to let us into their club but we had zero
luck.
At the very last club, Hilary was really playing all her

cards but it
ended in a big fat NO because “you are Americans and you bombed us, so 'eff' you, leave!” We all decided to throw the towel in there, except for Hil, who as we were walking away realized Belgrade had been bombed 44
times, so who hasn’t bombed them (thank you free city tour for that useful
information). I truly wish this response would have come out of her mouth,
however, it was God’s will that it didn’t because we would have probably all
ended in jail that night if she had.
We returned
back to the hostel, very confused how Belgrade was voted the best nightlife in
the world (2011), and went to bed so that we could catch an early train to
Zagreb, Croatia!